The Devil and the Engineer

An engineer got sent to Hell by mistake. It wasn't discovered for some time because that mistake had never happened before. When God found out where the engineer was, he called down to the Devil and told him to let the engineer go.

"Nothing doing!" the Devil yelled up.

"Why not?" God boomed back in His most imposing voice (pretty imposing -- He can outdo that Allstate guy).

"He's already built a power plant and installed air conditioning, and he's stringnig wire for lights so we can get rid of these smoky torches! I am NOT letting go!"

"I'll sue!" shouted God.

And the Devil just laughed and laughed, and finally said "And where will YOU find a lawyer?"

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Y'all thought this was an engineer joke, didn't you?