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Post by jmunsey Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:52 pm

The Prez Turns White

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked

in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.





In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,

he called his doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown

liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and said,
"That tasted like bulls--t!"

"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."
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Post by jmunsey Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:00 pm

I HOPE YOU WILL ALL PARTICIPATE AND DO YOUR PART


The President ordered the cabinet to cut $100 million from the $3.5
trillion federal budget.

I'm so impressed by this sacrifice that I have decided to do the same
thing with my personal budget. I spend about $2000 a month on groceries,
household expenses, medicine, utilities, etc. but it's time to get out the budget cutting axe; go through my expenses, and cut back.

I'm going to cut my spending at exactly the same ratio, 1/35,000 of my
total budget. After doing the math, it looks like instead of spending
$2000 a month; I'm going to have to cut that number by, Six cents.
Yes, I'm going to have to get by with $1999.94, but that's what sacrifice
is all about. I'll just have to do without some things, that are, frankly,
luxuries.

(Did the president actually think no one would do the math? Please send
this on so people understand what a load of crap this is ---as if they
didn't already know.)
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Post by 01YZF6 Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:32 pm

jmunsey wrote:The Prez Turns White

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked

in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.





In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,

he called his doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown

liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and said,
"That tasted like bulls--t!"

"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."

hahhaha bounce
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Post by jmunsey Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:30 pm

Great music video here!

http://www.patriotactionnetwork.com/video/video/show?id=2600775%3AVideo%3A5269795&xgs=1&xg_source=msg_share_video
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Post by jughead Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:18 pm

jmunsey wrote:The Prez Turns White

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked

in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.





In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,

he called his doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown

liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and said,
"That tasted like bulls--t!"

"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."







Bwahhhhhhh
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Post by jmunsey Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:11 am

https://youtu.be/8n8K5b3gFvI

Great music video!
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Post by jmunsey Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:09 pm

http://www.patriotactionnetwork.com/forum/topic/show?id=2600775%3ATopic%3A5316814&xgs=1&xg_source=msg_share_topic

Another great music video!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiGg8D4hFLc&vq
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Post by crispy Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:14 am

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Post by jmunsey Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:02 pm

BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
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Post by jmunsey Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:15 pm

There are actually two messages here. The 1st points out the incredible benefits of Universal Healthcare and is very interesting; the 2nd is absolutely astounding - and explains a lot.


1.A recent "Investor's Business Daily" article provided very interesting statistics from a survey by the United Nations International Health Organization.

Percentage of men and women who survived a cancer five years after diagnosis:
U.S. 65%
England 46%
Canada 42%

Percentage of patients diagnosed with diabetes who received treatment within six months:
U.S. 93%
England 15%
Canada 43%

Percentage of seniors needing hip replacement who received it within six months:
U.S. 90%
England 15%
Canada 43%

Percentage referred to a medical specialist
who see one within one month:
U.S. 77%
England 40%
Canada 43%

Number of MRI scanners (a prime diagnostic tool) per million people:
U.S. 71
England 14
Canada 18

Percentage of seniors (65+), with low income, who say they are in "excellent health":
U..S. 12%
England 02%
Canada 06%


Check this last set of statistics!!


2..The percentage of each past president's cabinet who had worked in the private business sector prior to their appointment to the cabinet.

Here are the percentages.
T. Roosevelt................... 38%
Taft............................... 40%
Wilson.......................... 52%
Harding.......................... 49%
Coolidge....................... 48%
Hoover ......................... 42%
F. Roosevelt...................50%
Truman......................... 50%
Johnson........................ 47%
Nixon............................ 53%
Ford............................. 42%
Carter........................... 32%
Reagan..........................86%
GH Bush....................... 51%
Clinton ......................... 39%
GW Bush...................... 55%

And the winner is:

Obama................... 08%


This helps to explain the incompetence of this administration: only 8% of them have ever worked in a job not supported by tax money!

That's right! Only eight percent---the least, by far, of the last 19 presidents! And these people are trying to tell our big corporations how to run their business? They know what's best for GM, Chrysler, Wall Street, and you and me?

How can the president of a major nation and society, the one with the most successful economic system in world history, stand and talk about business when he's never worked for one? Or about jobs when he has never really had one? And when it's the same for 92% of his senior staff and closest advisers? They've spent most of their time in academia, government and/or non-profit jobs or as "community organizers." They should have been in an employment line.


Pass this on! We'll NEVER see these facts in the main stream media.

"One of the penalties of not participating in politics is that you will be governed by your inferiors." Plato
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Post by Dragon Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:47 am

It's not been confirmed, but that one is believed to be a hoax. Just saying.

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=54884
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Post by jmunsey Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:04 am

I went there...some good discussions. There is no dispute though...on the number of Canadians who come over here to pay out of pocket for health services they cannot get in Canada. Also, many true cases of people in England that have died waiting for healthcare services they could have gotten elsewhere.
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Post by Scadoodle Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:27 pm

I watched that Video Government Gone Wild, and read a lot of this. It's sucks being us.
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Post by jmunsey Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:13 am

I'm 70 and I'm Tired

This should be required reading for every man, woman and child in the UK , United States of America , Canada , Australia and New Zealand .

"I'm 70 and I'm Tired"
By Robert A.. Hall


I'm 70. Except for having 4 children with only a 6 week maternity period , I've worked, hard, since I was 17. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and seldom called in sick in seven or eight years. I made a good salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, retirement is hard, and I'm tired. Very tired.

I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.

I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a law tells them to.

I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia use our oil money to fund mosques and mandrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in America and Canada , while no American nor Canadian group nor Australia is allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia to teach love and tolerance.

I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.

I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses while they tried to fight it off?

I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of both parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.

I'm real tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.

Yes, I'm very tired. But I'm also glad to be 70. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for my grandchildren.

Robert A. Hall is a Marine Vietnam veteran who served five terms in the Massachusetts State Senate.

There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
This is your chance to make a difference.
" I'm 70 and I'm tired.
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Post by jmunsey Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:19 pm

http://revolutionarypolitics.tv/video/viewVideo.php?video_id=15915

Great little video from Judge Judy explaining one of the great problems affecting this country.
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Post by Sonny Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:18 am

jmunsey wrote:http://revolutionarypolitics.tv/video/viewVideo.php?video_id=15915

Great little video from Judge Judy explaining one of the great problems affecting this country.

Great example of "The Entitlement Generation" What are all these people going to do when the SHTF?
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Post by jmunsey Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:52 am

Same thing they did during Katrina....just stand on a bridge road waiting for someone to take care of them.
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Post by Scadoodle Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:11 pm

We gone to hell in a hand basket.
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Post by jmunsey Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:16 pm

Hope the whole United States population finds out about this. IBM offered to help reduce Medicare fraud for free.The offer is true.

Mort Zuckermann, US News and World Report, a Democrat, was interviewed on Fox and confirmed it. IBM has confirmed it. You won't believe it .

IBM offered to help reduce Medicare fraud for free.

What if I told you that the Chairman and CEO of IBM, Samuel J.. Palmisano, approached

President Obama and members of his administration before the healthcare bill debates with a plan that would reduce healthcare expenditures by $900 billion? Given the Obama Administration's adamancy that the United States of America simply had to make healthcare (read: health insurance) affordable for even the most dedicated welfare recipient, one would think he would have leaned forward in his chair, cupped his ear and said, "Tell me more!"

And what if I told you that the cost to the federal government for this program was nothing, zip, nada, zilch?


And, what if I told you that, in the end and after two meetings, President Obama and his team, instead of embracing a program that was proven to save money and one that was projected to save almost one trillion dollars - a private sector program costing the taxpayers nothing, zip, nada, zilch - said, "Thanks but no thanks" and then embarked on passing one of the most despised pieces of legislation in US history?

Well, it's all true.

Samuel J. Palmisano, the Chairman of the Board and CEO for IBM, said in a recent Wall Street Journal interview that he offered to provide the Obama Administration with a program that would curb healthcare claims fraud and abuse by almost one trillion dollars but the Obama White House turned the offer down.

Mr. Palmisano is quoted as saying during a taping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcR_bLBHcJo ;

of The Wall Street Journal's Viewpoints program on September 14, 2010:

"We could have improved the quality and reduced the cost of the healthcare system by $900 billion...I said we would do it for free to prove that it works. They turned us down."


A second meeting between Mr. Palmisano and the Obama Administration took place two weeks later, with no change in the Obama Administration's stance. A call placed to IBM on October 8, 2010, by FOX News confirmed, via a spokesperson, that Mr. Palmisano stands by his statement.

Speaking with FOX News' Stuart Varney, Mort Zuckerman, Editor-in-Chief of US News & World Report, said, "It's a little bit puzzling because I think there is a huge amount of both fraud and inefficiency that American business is a lot more comfortable with and more effective in trying to reduce. And this is certainly true because the IBM people have studied this very carefully. And when Palmisano went to the White House and made that proposal, it was based upon a lot of work and it was not accepted. And it's really puzzling...These are very, very responsible people and don't have a political ax to grind.

In Mr. Obama's shunning of a private sector program that would have saved our country almost $1 trillion in healthcare expenditures, presented to him as he declared a "crisis in healthcare," he proves two things beyond any doubt: that he is anti-Capitalist and anti-private sector in nature and that he can no longer be trusted to tell the truth in both his political declarations or espoused goals.

Be sure to click on the link above for Mr. Palmisano's statement.


This only adds to my belief that the people behind Obama are out to bankrupt the U.S. Obama’s use of teleprompters shows that they don’t trust him to speak on his own for fear he will
let the cat out of the bag by saying something that shows their true goal. His continued use of the crotch salute shows his contempt for the U.S. Flag and all it represents. His group has
already put the U.S. so far in debt that it has reduced our credit rating. And they now want to further compound that by spending another 400+ billion dollars to finance their jobs bill.
Like the medical bill they want it passed so fast no one will have a chance to read and understand it before it is enacted.
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Post by jmunsey Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:22 pm

I have never heard this said as plain or as well. Class warfare at its best.


The folks who are getting the free s*it, don't like the folks
who are paying for the free s*it, because the folks who are paying
for the free s*it, can no longer afford to pay for both the free s*it
and their own s*it,

And, the folks who are paying for the free s*it, want the free s*it to stop.
and the the folks who are getting the free s*it, want even more free s*it
on top of the free s*it they are already getting!

Now... The people who are forcing the people who Pay for the
free s*it, have told the people who are RECEIVING the free s*it,
that the people who are PAYING for the free s*it,
Are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So... the people who are GETTING the free s*it, have been
convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the
free s*it, by the people who are forcing some people to pay for
their free s*it, and giving them the free s*it in the first place.

We have let the free s*it giving go on for so long that there are
Now more people getting free s*it than paying for the free s*it.

Now understand this. All great democracies have committed
financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded.
The reason? The voters figured out they could vote themselves money
from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money
from the treasury in exchange for electing them.

The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 235 years ago.
The number of people now getting free s*it outnumbers the people
paying for the free s*it. We have one chance to change that in 2012.
Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it.


ELECTION 2012 IS COMING

A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!

I'M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!!

Lets Take a Stand!!!


Obama: Gone!

Borders: Closed!

Language: English only

Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!

Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!

NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!

We the people are coming
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Post by jughead Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:58 pm

jmunsey wrote:I have never heard this said as plain or as well. Class warfare at its best.


The folks who are getting the free s*it, don't like the folks
who are paying for the free s*it, because the folks who are paying
for the free s*it, can no longer afford to pay for both the free s*it
and their own s*it,

And, the folks who are paying for the free s*it, want the free s*it to stop.
and the the folks who are getting the free s*it, want even more free s*it
on top of the free s*it they are already getting!

Now... The people who are forcing the people who Pay for the
free s*it, have told the people who are RECEIVING the free s*it,
that the people who are PAYING for the free s*it,
Are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So... the people who are GETTING the free s*it, have been
convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the
free s*it, by the people who are forcing some people to pay for
their free s*it, and giving them the free s*it in the first place.

We have let the free s*it giving go on for so long that there are
Now more people getting free s*it than paying for the free s*it.

Now understand this. All great democracies have committed
financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded.
The reason? The voters figured out they could vote themselves money
from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money
from the treasury in exchange for electing them.

The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 235 years ago.
The number of people now getting free s*it outnumbers the people
paying for the free s*it. We have one chance to change that in 2012.
Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it.


ELECTION 2012 IS COMING

A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!

I'M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!!

Lets Take a Stand!!!


Obama: Gone!

Borders: Closed!

Language: English only

Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!

Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!

NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!

We the people are coming


One can only hope 2012 turns out that way. Sadly, I think it has come too far to be corrected without close to an all out war.
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Post by jmunsey Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:20 pm

Let the first battle begin in Nov. 2012...we can take it from there.
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Post by jughead Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:48 pm

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CONSERVATIVE AND A LIBERAL

If a conservative doesn't like guns, they don't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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Post by jmunsey Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:14 pm

Obama at the bank
Barack Obama walks into the bank to cash a check. "Good morning, Ma'am," he greets the cashier, "could you please cash this check for me?"

"It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the president of the United States of America!"

"Yes, sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc, I must insist on seeing ID."

"Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

"I am urging you please to cash this check."

"Ok, this is what we can do Mr. President: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot, making the tennis ball land in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the president of the United States?"

Obama stands there thinking and finally says, "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."

"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
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